My wife, my family, my friends… they know the drill. We’ll be out driving around and I’ll be like, “Hey, do you need anything from Walmart? I need to pick up something from Walmart.” They stop, and I immediately book it for the toy aisles. Could that new wave of Transformers possibly be in stock? Did it already get picked over by the scalpers and other collectors?? You know people love and care for you when they are willing to put up with such shenanigans. I feel like I’m asking them to drive me to the street corner downtown to buy a dime bag from my dealer. Is there really much difference?

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