First of all, I want to apologize. I want to apologize for the obsession I seem to have with the poop bag in Commander Schwartz’s ship. It first surfaced in my short-lived Space Audiobooks project, debuting in the long-form adaptation of “Stuck On Mars.” Then I somehow actually sold a short story about it to a science fiction magazine. And now here the poop bag is for you to see in all it burbly, brown glory. All I can offer is that I find the idea of Schwartz being forced to carry around a sack of his own crap deeply hilarious. Hopefully, this is a cautionary tale and may YOU never find yourself in the same situation. It’s a public service that I’m offering here.

— This is not an official LEGO comic. This is a tribute.
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